I feel a lot different today
Like I could blow up a house
Or chop off a chicken's head with an enchanted diamond axe
...Wait, what did I just say?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! (insane laughter)
My mom: Want some pie?
Me: Oh, YES PLEASE!!!!!
(more insane laughter)
Me: LETS KILL THE PIE. WITH AN ENCHANTED DIAMOND AXE!!!
You know, it sure is fun typing blog posts just for the fun of it! Now I gotta go so I can ki- I mean, EAT, my pie!!
"Pie is superior to all foods- except chocolate, of course!"
*Then I run off with a crazy look on my face*